Have you heard that TikiTreats DC now offers smoothies in DC, MD and VA?
Did you know that our smoothies are 100% natural, all fresh fruit?
So we had to get everyone into the "fruity mood" by sharing some fun fruit jokes:
Peel away the layers of laughter with these very "ap-peel-ing" fruit jokes. It just may change the way you look at fruit.
Q: What fruit teases you a lot?
A: Ba na...na...na...na...na!
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Q: What happens to grapes when you step on them?
A: They wine!
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Q: Why did the banana go to the doctor?
A: Because it wasn't peeling well.
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Q: How does a ghost eat an apple?
A: By goblin it!
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Q: Did you hear the joke about the peach?
A: It's pit-i-ful!
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Q: Why were the strawberries so upset?
A: Because they were in a jam!
Actually those strawberries are in our smoothies too!
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Q: Why aren't bananas ever lonely?
A: Because they come in bunches!
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Q: What is a vampire's favourite fruit?
A: A neck-tarine!
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Q: What do you call two banana peels?
A: A pair of slippers
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Q: What is a navy officer's favorite fruit?
A: Naval oranges.
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Q: What do you call a banana that likes to dance?
A: A banana shake!
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Q: Why did my Mum say when she drank MY strawberry shake?
A: That was berry nice!!!!!!!!!
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Q: Why did the guy get fired from the orange juice factory?
A: He couldn’t concentrate!
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Q: Why did the orange stop at the top of the hill?
A: Because it ran out of juice!
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Q: Why did the man get thrown out of the banana factory?
A: Because he kept throwing the bent ones out!
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Q: What did the banana in the sun say to the other banana in the sun?
A: I don't know about you but I'm starting to peel!
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Q: Why is History like a fruit cake?
A: Because it's full of dates!
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Q: What is Dracula's favourite food?
A: Neck-tarines
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Q: What is the most romantic fruit salad?
A: A date with a peach.
What joke is your favorite? Do you have a great fruit joke to share? Let us know!
